Make me smile?
hey feeling a little low woundered if anyone had anything to say which would make me smile?
Answers:
You are so pretty. I am sure most guys think you are hot!
my girl started to walk today
Cootchie cootchie. coo
Traditional Peanut Brittle
2 cups sugar
1 cup light corn syrup
1 cup water
2 cups raw Spanish peanuts
1/2 tsp. salt
2 Tbsp. butter
2 tsp. baking soda
Heat and stir sugar, syrup and water in a heavy 3-quart saucepan until the sugar dissolves. Add salt. Cook over medium heat to soft ball stage (234 degrees). Add peanuts at 250 degrees. Cook to hard crack stage (290 degrees), stirring often. Remove from heat.
Quickly, stir in butter and soda. Beat to a froth for a few seconds. Pour at once onto 2 well-buttered 15-1/2x10-1/2x1-inch pans, spreading with spatula. If desired, cool slightly and pull with forks to stretch thin. Break up when cold.
Yield: About 1-1/2 pounds of peanut brittle.
here go put ur smile on
sweetie u have the most beautiful eyes in the whole world!!
Hi, you are a beautiful person, honest too, not many people would ask for this.
Just think how it feels to be happy and you'll smile, relax and think of the Monty Python Parrot sketch. Make me laugh :)
Let us all know if you feel better
Look in the mirror at yourself....who is that beautiful person?
"O" Wise One...says you are beautiful.
Well I work in a doctors office and one of my patients said his granddaughter that is only 5 went with him too his allergy doctor. The granddaughter calls her grandpa "DiDDLE". SO the allergy doctor said to her too her do you mind if I call you "LITTLE DIDDLE"? The five year old looked up at the doctor and said. " It would be ok if you called me that here at the doctors office but if you see me on the street you call me COURTNEY. The doctor couldn't believe what she said and started laughing
Count your blessings - you could be me! LOL!! Seriously - smile - things get better. If not, look up "jokes" online and see if you can't find some that make you laugh! :)
coco the clown got sacked from the circus! he is suing for funfair dismissal..
fella went to the doctors, says I keep spurting out A.E.I.O.U. in the middle of conversations. Doctor says u have irritable vowel syndrome......
PETE WON BB !!
ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
go to avatar change your into a happy one. because that is the only way for us to see whether u r smiling or not.
hotassdannie is the l337 H0x0xr!
I have one.click my Avatar. Look at me winking at you. You may smile.
http://www.ahajokes.com/crt254.html.
STAY HAPPY
smile a while &
while u smile, smile another
smile & soon there will b
miles & miles of smiles
just coz u smiled,
i wish ur day is full of smiles
STAY HAPPY
babes cheer up, its summer no room for long faces, u need to get yourself up and out and go see some m8s and have some fun, u deserve it! being a sat theres probably a party somewhere in Ur local area tonight, go find out now now now!
oh yeah, what do u get if u dial 666?
police come round upside down. ha ha, i know its rubbish
i hope it made u smile even just a little. turn that frown upside down.
My mum told me story about a week ago..It's a true one, mind you..You see, a friend of hers was enjoying a vacation with her husband, and he accidentally filled the bathtub with too much soap, and when the friend started going into the tub, she slipped and chipped her front tooth on the wall. Her gum went black and instead of being with her husband, she had to go to the dentist back home for serious treatment! So I guess what I'm trying to say is, you can smile, knowing you're not the poor chipped tooth lady.
Hope that helped!
Go shopping. That always makes me feel better !
MANCHESTER CITY
i love you! r n't u smiling now.
I can only tell you that we all feel a little low every now and then. Only you can make yourself feel better. I would tell you a joke,but I am no good at remembering them when people tell them to me. Think of one and laugh for both of us. Oh yea, A funny thing happened on the way to the beauty shop. Fill in the blanks_____. lol
all i can do is send you lots of love, fun, laughter, hugs and choc chip cookies. xo
having read your other questions, i think you ar eprobably feeling down, because you are quite shallow, and self obsessed.
I would sugest charity work, or spending time in a hospital, with termenally ill people. I think this would be a long term solution to cheering you up.
Whilst making the bed, my friend got herself stuck in the quilt-cover. Instead of fighting her way out she just waved around a little a started 'woooooo'ing. It's the cutest ghost I've ever seen. (Though any ghost in a flowery quilt is good.). That should make anyone smile. Did I mention she's 22!
il make u smile if u make me c.u.m.
David Hasslehoff walks into a bar, the barman says "hey i know you your David Hasslehoff" David replies "shh keep it down I'm trying to keep a low profile, just call me Hoff" barman says "Hoff.no hassle".
Well God BlessYou Child when you need us to help you smile. We need you to!
I got 2 jokes for you.
1st joke:
There are 2 men walking in the woods and then suddenly one of them fall down a hole, stop breathing and their eyes have rolled back to their head. The other man,in panic, phones the emergency service and says: "My friend is dead! What do I do?" The emergency service operator says calmly to the man:"Okay, first.make sure he is dead!". There is a short silence and then a gunshot is heard. The man says: "Okay, now what?"
2nd joke:
There's a kid in class who always needs to go to the toilet and on day, he's in class and says to his teacher: "Miss! I need to go to the loo!" The teacher is extremely annoyed by this and decides to do something about it. She then says: "Okay, you can go, but tomorrow when you need it, you must tell me the first 4 letters of the alphabet and then you can go." So that night, the little kid asks his dad the 1st letter of the alphabet, and the dad is watching the rugby game and says: " Get lost!" The little kid then asks his big sister who is listening to her iPod for the 2nd letter of the alphabet and she just sings: "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah" He then asks his 5 year old twin brother for the 3rd letter of the alphabet. Now his brother is in a batman suit and says: "Nah,Nah,Nah,Nah BATMAN!" Then the kid asks his little baby sister who is playing in her car what the 4th letter of the alphabet is and she says: "In my little brum-brum car!" The next day, the kid says: "Miss! I need the toilet!" The teacher asks for the first 4 letters of the alphabet and the kid says:
"GET LOST!"
The teacher is very taken aback and says, "Do you want a detention?" The kid then replies: "Yeah,Yeah,Yeah!"
The teacher then says: "Who do you think you are?"
The kid then replies: "Nah,Nah,Nah,Nah Batman!!"
Then the teacher asks, "How do you think your going to get out of all this mess?"
The kid then says..
"IN MY LITTLE BRUM-BRUM CAR!"
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Answers:
You are so pretty. I am sure most guys think you are hot!
my girl started to walk today
Cootchie cootchie. coo
Traditional Peanut Brittle
2 cups sugar
1 cup light corn syrup
1 cup water
2 cups raw Spanish peanuts
1/2 tsp. salt
2 Tbsp. butter
2 tsp. baking soda
Heat and stir sugar, syrup and water in a heavy 3-quart saucepan until the sugar dissolves. Add salt. Cook over medium heat to soft ball stage (234 degrees). Add peanuts at 250 degrees. Cook to hard crack stage (290 degrees), stirring often. Remove from heat.
Quickly, stir in butter and soda. Beat to a froth for a few seconds. Pour at once onto 2 well-buttered 15-1/2x10-1/2x1-inch pans, spreading with spatula. If desired, cool slightly and pull with forks to stretch thin. Break up when cold.
Yield: About 1-1/2 pounds of peanut brittle.
here go put ur smile on
sweetie u have the most beautiful eyes in the whole world!!
Hi, you are a beautiful person, honest too, not many people would ask for this.
Just think how it feels to be happy and you'll smile, relax and think of the Monty Python Parrot sketch. Make me laugh :)
Let us all know if you feel better
Look in the mirror at yourself....who is that beautiful person?
"O" Wise One...says you are beautiful.
Well I work in a doctors office and one of my patients said his granddaughter that is only 5 went with him too his allergy doctor. The granddaughter calls her grandpa "DiDDLE". SO the allergy doctor said to her too her do you mind if I call you "LITTLE DIDDLE"? The five year old looked up at the doctor and said. " It would be ok if you called me that here at the doctors office but if you see me on the street you call me COURTNEY. The doctor couldn't believe what she said and started laughing
Count your blessings - you could be me! LOL!! Seriously - smile - things get better. If not, look up "jokes" online and see if you can't find some that make you laugh! :)
coco the clown got sacked from the circus! he is suing for funfair dismissal..
fella went to the doctors, says I keep spurting out A.E.I.O.U. in the middle of conversations. Doctor says u have irritable vowel syndrome......
PETE WON BB !!
ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
go to avatar change your into a happy one. because that is the only way for us to see whether u r smiling or not.
hotassdannie is the l337 H0x0xr!
I have one.click my Avatar. Look at me winking at you. You may smile.
http://www.ahajokes.com/crt254.html.
STAY HAPPY
smile a while &
while u smile, smile another
smile & soon there will b
miles & miles of smiles
just coz u smiled,
i wish ur day is full of smiles
STAY HAPPY
babes cheer up, its summer no room for long faces, u need to get yourself up and out and go see some m8s and have some fun, u deserve it! being a sat theres probably a party somewhere in Ur local area tonight, go find out now now now!
oh yeah, what do u get if u dial 666?
police come round upside down. ha ha, i know its rubbish
i hope it made u smile even just a little. turn that frown upside down.
My mum told me story about a week ago..It's a true one, mind you..You see, a friend of hers was enjoying a vacation with her husband, and he accidentally filled the bathtub with too much soap, and when the friend started going into the tub, she slipped and chipped her front tooth on the wall. Her gum went black and instead of being with her husband, she had to go to the dentist back home for serious treatment! So I guess what I'm trying to say is, you can smile, knowing you're not the poor chipped tooth lady.
Hope that helped!
Go shopping. That always makes me feel better !
MANCHESTER CITY
i love you! r n't u smiling now.
I can only tell you that we all feel a little low every now and then. Only you can make yourself feel better. I would tell you a joke,but I am no good at remembering them when people tell them to me. Think of one and laugh for both of us. Oh yea, A funny thing happened on the way to the beauty shop. Fill in the blanks_____. lol
all i can do is send you lots of love, fun, laughter, hugs and choc chip cookies. xo
having read your other questions, i think you ar eprobably feeling down, because you are quite shallow, and self obsessed.
I would sugest charity work, or spending time in a hospital, with termenally ill people. I think this would be a long term solution to cheering you up.
Whilst making the bed, my friend got herself stuck in the quilt-cover. Instead of fighting her way out she just waved around a little a started 'woooooo'ing. It's the cutest ghost I've ever seen. (Though any ghost in a flowery quilt is good.). That should make anyone smile. Did I mention she's 22!
il make u smile if u make me c.u.m.
David Hasslehoff walks into a bar, the barman says "hey i know you your David Hasslehoff" David replies "shh keep it down I'm trying to keep a low profile, just call me Hoff" barman says "Hoff.no hassle".
Well God BlessYou Child when you need us to help you smile. We need you to!
I got 2 jokes for you.
1st joke:
There are 2 men walking in the woods and then suddenly one of them fall down a hole, stop breathing and their eyes have rolled back to their head. The other man,in panic, phones the emergency service and says: "My friend is dead! What do I do?" The emergency service operator says calmly to the man:"Okay, first.make sure he is dead!". There is a short silence and then a gunshot is heard. The man says: "Okay, now what?"
2nd joke:
There's a kid in class who always needs to go to the toilet and on day, he's in class and says to his teacher: "Miss! I need to go to the loo!" The teacher is extremely annoyed by this and decides to do something about it. She then says: "Okay, you can go, but tomorrow when you need it, you must tell me the first 4 letters of the alphabet and then you can go." So that night, the little kid asks his dad the 1st letter of the alphabet, and the dad is watching the rugby game and says: " Get lost!" The little kid then asks his big sister who is listening to her iPod for the 2nd letter of the alphabet and she just sings: "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah" He then asks his 5 year old twin brother for the 3rd letter of the alphabet. Now his brother is in a batman suit and says: "Nah,Nah,Nah,Nah BATMAN!" Then the kid asks his little baby sister who is playing in her car what the 4th letter of the alphabet is and she says: "In my little brum-brum car!" The next day, the kid says: "Miss! I need the toilet!" The teacher asks for the first 4 letters of the alphabet and the kid says:
"GET LOST!"
The teacher is very taken aback and says, "Do you want a detention?" The kid then replies: "Yeah,Yeah,Yeah!"
The teacher then says: "Who do you think you are?"
The kid then replies: "Nah,Nah,Nah,Nah Batman!!"
Then the teacher asks, "How do you think your going to get out of all this mess?"
The kid then says..
"IN MY LITTLE BRUM-BRUM CAR!"
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