What's the best rumour someone has ever told you about yourself?!?
One time this kid came up to me and told me he'd heard my dad was a serial killer and I could get him some crack cocaine?! What about you?
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The one the spanish press released about my husband & I last year, that we were "Spains most prolific forgers" and that when we were arrested, "100's of passports and driving licences were found", truth was, 1 driving licence, mine, clean as a whistle and issued by DVLA with a certificate now to prove it and 1 passport, mine! which they have now said is real, should be, I've travelled all over the world on it! We are fighting the papers for comensation as we speak! This was syndicated to all spanish papers and the Uk tabloids
while talking fell into a pit******
That I had an abortion. I was still a virgin at the age of 17!
3 relating to the same incident;
That I was dead/Paralysed/In a coma after I'd got run over by a car. It was in fact the opposite, I got away with barely a scratch!
That my ex husband was a billionare and i got a healthy settlement..i wish!
That my dad has a child some place in Budapest
I was rumored to be having an affair with a married man when I was 15 and when I was a lot older everyone at my work was convinced I was gay because of a rumor. neither true
When I was in college, a rumor came back from my cousin's college half a state away that some people thought I was a Satan worshipper. I never knew who the people were and I don't even believe in Satan.
my wife called me a sexmeister after i put in a fantastic performance a few weeks ago, im not boasting ladies but if u wanna find out why she called me that email me, please form an orderly queue !
I cant believe im telling this, but my little brother told me that when we were teenagers there was a rumour going around that I had an abortion to this really skanky guy!!
When I was really pissed off, my brother said well I never asked u in case it was true!!
Not sure if Im more pissed off at the person who started the rumour or my brother for believing it!
that im great in the bedroom
That I was shagging a sexy french doctor, another girl got so mad about the rumour, she confronted me about it, one thing led to another,that was 3 years ago and we are about to get married.
I had an operation on my knee and was on crutches, i got a phone call from a work mate who told me id been spoted running for a bus! and was the talk of the workplace.
all my mates at school thought my dad was a porn star once
That I went to the gym and was a closet dog lover.
That i was an IRA terrorist,hiding out in Scotland after killing someone.
i lived in holland for 6 years..came back after a year for a visit and someone said to me they though i was dead..apparently i got stabbed in amsterdam by a black drug dealer.haha the cr@p that some people start..
That i was having an affair with my brother in law after his marriage broke up!
Couple of years ago, one of my younger brother's friends told me when I was a sixth former I was voted the coolest guy in school by the 1st formers. (I'm now 36 and socialise with him)
I never even knew they existed at that point, just struggling along like everyone else. I was a loner, who didn't care about anything, but I didn't abuse the youngsters.
Very strange to think of anyone looking up to me back then, because I was just a confused and scared little kid.
But man did it make me feel good.
once a little boy told me that he had found a fossil of a baby dragon in our backyard. Actually it was the skeleton of our pet cat.
lol well i was told about a year ago that people thought i left school because i was pregnant and that i have 2 children a son and a daughter lol they saw me with my sisters kids and because they look like me people think and lol still think that my sisters kids are mine
That I was pregannt, my husband had run off with someone and left me, I was moving into my mums and he was getting a flat. Yeah, we are both happily married and are tryig for a family, goodness me!
that I was a lesbian..ha ha now Itş funny but then I felt sad somebody would say that about me
I once heard I was dead. I got phonecalls from people crying and everything.
apparently,Ive slept with all the girls i work with according to the gossip at work.
I had lived overseas for 13 years and when l came back people would say,oh your living here again,oh did you leave your husband(no we are still happily married).I told an old friend that l was sick and tired of people making assumptions about my life and told her,what l would love to say to those people.I told her that next time some one asks me that,l feel like turning around and saying yes l left him for his brother,his brother is here with me and is amazing how my children are already calling them dad.I was only letting off a bit of steam,but my friend was talking to someone,and they asked how l was,and she told them,what l felt like saying.A couple of days later l went into town,and no l'm not a paranoid person,but l swear people were looking at me.Finally someone came up to me and said l should be ashamed of myself running off my my husbands brother.It's o.k now because every one has been set straight.
Sueflower: Likewise. I'm agnostic and apparently if I don't worship God, then I must worship Satan.
Erm.All the same stuff, really. That I was a whore, a cheat, etc. (I wasn't too popular at school.)
among other strange things, that i was sleeping around with foreign sailors at the age of 16 (i was a virgin till i was 29! yes 29!) and this rumour was started by my (abusive) sister who loathed me from the day i was born cause i was an achiever at school and got univeristy qualified etc. another rumour was that i was pregnant, started by my own boyfriend when i was at university, we hadnt even had sex.(just heavy petting). oh well, the things ppl say.
no good rumours just that i kissed my best mate in first year(so not true) the usual rumours about friends.
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Answers:
The one the spanish press released about my husband & I last year, that we were "Spains most prolific forgers" and that when we were arrested, "100's of passports and driving licences were found", truth was, 1 driving licence, mine, clean as a whistle and issued by DVLA with a certificate now to prove it and 1 passport, mine! which they have now said is real, should be, I've travelled all over the world on it! We are fighting the papers for comensation as we speak! This was syndicated to all spanish papers and the Uk tabloids
while talking fell into a pit******
That I had an abortion. I was still a virgin at the age of 17!
3 relating to the same incident;
That I was dead/Paralysed/In a coma after I'd got run over by a car. It was in fact the opposite, I got away with barely a scratch!
That my ex husband was a billionare and i got a healthy settlement..i wish!
That my dad has a child some place in Budapest
I was rumored to be having an affair with a married man when I was 15 and when I was a lot older everyone at my work was convinced I was gay because of a rumor. neither true
When I was in college, a rumor came back from my cousin's college half a state away that some people thought I was a Satan worshipper. I never knew who the people were and I don't even believe in Satan.
my wife called me a sexmeister after i put in a fantastic performance a few weeks ago, im not boasting ladies but if u wanna find out why she called me that email me, please form an orderly queue !
I cant believe im telling this, but my little brother told me that when we were teenagers there was a rumour going around that I had an abortion to this really skanky guy!!
When I was really pissed off, my brother said well I never asked u in case it was true!!
Not sure if Im more pissed off at the person who started the rumour or my brother for believing it!
that im great in the bedroom
That I was shagging a sexy french doctor, another girl got so mad about the rumour, she confronted me about it, one thing led to another,that was 3 years ago and we are about to get married.
I had an operation on my knee and was on crutches, i got a phone call from a work mate who told me id been spoted running for a bus! and was the talk of the workplace.
all my mates at school thought my dad was a porn star once
That I went to the gym and was a closet dog lover.
That i was an IRA terrorist,hiding out in Scotland after killing someone.
i lived in holland for 6 years..came back after a year for a visit and someone said to me they though i was dead..apparently i got stabbed in amsterdam by a black drug dealer.haha the cr@p that some people start..
That i was having an affair with my brother in law after his marriage broke up!
Couple of years ago, one of my younger brother's friends told me when I was a sixth former I was voted the coolest guy in school by the 1st formers. (I'm now 36 and socialise with him)
I never even knew they existed at that point, just struggling along like everyone else. I was a loner, who didn't care about anything, but I didn't abuse the youngsters.
Very strange to think of anyone looking up to me back then, because I was just a confused and scared little kid.
But man did it make me feel good.
once a little boy told me that he had found a fossil of a baby dragon in our backyard. Actually it was the skeleton of our pet cat.
lol well i was told about a year ago that people thought i left school because i was pregnant and that i have 2 children a son and a daughter lol they saw me with my sisters kids and because they look like me people think and lol still think that my sisters kids are mine
That I was pregannt, my husband had run off with someone and left me, I was moving into my mums and he was getting a flat. Yeah, we are both happily married and are tryig for a family, goodness me!
that I was a lesbian..ha ha now Itş funny but then I felt sad somebody would say that about me
I once heard I was dead. I got phonecalls from people crying and everything.
apparently,Ive slept with all the girls i work with according to the gossip at work.
I had lived overseas for 13 years and when l came back people would say,oh your living here again,oh did you leave your husband(no we are still happily married).I told an old friend that l was sick and tired of people making assumptions about my life and told her,what l would love to say to those people.I told her that next time some one asks me that,l feel like turning around and saying yes l left him for his brother,his brother is here with me and is amazing how my children are already calling them dad.I was only letting off a bit of steam,but my friend was talking to someone,and they asked how l was,and she told them,what l felt like saying.A couple of days later l went into town,and no l'm not a paranoid person,but l swear people were looking at me.Finally someone came up to me and said l should be ashamed of myself running off my my husbands brother.It's o.k now because every one has been set straight.
Sueflower: Likewise. I'm agnostic and apparently if I don't worship God, then I must worship Satan.
Erm.All the same stuff, really. That I was a whore, a cheat, etc. (I wasn't too popular at school.)
among other strange things, that i was sleeping around with foreign sailors at the age of 16 (i was a virgin till i was 29! yes 29!) and this rumour was started by my (abusive) sister who loathed me from the day i was born cause i was an achiever at school and got univeristy qualified etc. another rumour was that i was pregnant, started by my own boyfriend when i was at university, we hadnt even had sex.(just heavy petting). oh well, the things ppl say.
no good rumours just that i kissed my best mate in first year(so not true) the usual rumours about friends.
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