How do i learn to be a Jedi knight?
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I hate to tell you this dude but the jedi's and Siths were part of a galaxy far, far away. It was also a long time ago! Remember, George Lucas turned it into a film.. so it has to be a TRUE STORY!!
The original art of using the force is pretty much dead!!
Have you ever thought of being a Power Ranger?
Have you ever thought of being bitten by a genetically-enhanced Spider?
Face modern days dude.. and consider Ju-Jitsu or something!
Firstly a quart of vodka mixed in with half ounce of green then few snorts of charlie and by that time, if you haven't felt the force, start shooting crack!
there is a school for the knight's in sweden
Not what you want but .
http://www.lucasarts.com/products/jediac.
if you find out how.let me know, i'd love to know!
use the force luke
just hack people up with a Katana until the light sabre is invented.
Sit and concentrate and feel the force.
Go to the same people that say they know "dim mak"
My 7 year old son can teach you. He has been taught by the master Obi Wan Kanobi, and has been awarded the green light saber. Truly an honour.
May the force be with you.
ask Howie from big brother
strong be the force with you me think for train you i will
make all cheques payable to yodas school of jedi warriors
£120000000 and you get a free light saber
You dont learn..You are chosen.
You need to a Jedi Master.
They find you.
So maybe you should just sit back and wait!
just remember young padoin, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering!
I am sure there is a school out there that will sell you a Jedi Knight certificate. I am sure of it because there are schools out there that will sell you whatever rank you want to pay for.
If I had a nickel for every belt factory black belt I have run into ...well...I could buy a black belt.
Visit Yoda on Dagobah.
take a sharpened broomstick and push it up your a-ss til you die.
Or you could visit Aishida Kim, I hear he will be teaching jedi in a few years.
Visit Luke Skywalker and his Jedi Academy on Yavin IV.
You have to turn yourself into a movie character first. Get real.
Go to the video shop and borrow all 6 star wars movies. Get a 3 litre bottle of coke and stay up all night watching and studying the ways of the jedi. USE THE FORCE!!
Well, first you have to get a Jedi to stick his lightsaber in you then you need polish his lightsaber using your tongue
yoda is dead you gotta talk to a skywalker
um . just a it to far, but did raise a smile all the same
in your next census mark down your religion as jedi..!!
like me
4 years ago the last time a census was done this happened if there are more than 10,000 answers on a census declaring the same religion then it becomes a religion by legal right hence i am now a jedi knight!
First, design a time machine. Set it to: "A long time ago".
Second, design an FTL spaceship. Set course for: "A galaxy far, far away".
You're kidding, right? Jedi Knights aren't real, you stupid freak!
You cant Steve, its not real.
I really hate to break it to ya pal.. Star wars is fiction..
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