How could you make scottish football more attractive?
Scots teams must be bored of playing the same sides all the time and the fans must want something more so i was thinking , what about if a few landmines were hidden on the pitch , nothing nasty , if you trod on one it would blow you up in the air , pure hollywood style
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It is all we have so up yours bawbag. The Premiership is no doubt a better competition than the SPL, however, it is not the be all and end all of football. I must admit I have taken you for the typical little Eng-lander (if i am wrong I apologise) all I have to say to you is your league is over rated there are only two teams who can win it this year and apart from Blackburn Rovers when was the last team to win your league who were not part of the "big three". I watched all the games in England this weekend and there is some amount of dross being played in your premiership. I think people who live in glass houses and get there world view from the super soar away Sun should not throw stones, stop being such a smug twat.
have beautiful scotish women wear little play in it.
enforce a law that they have to play in kilts
Easy, turn it into American footbal.
make all the guys play in the skud
Have all the players get drunk before the match, then hand out brass knuckles to all of them.
put them all in "mini" kilts.
no way
feature games that cannot be stopped by the ref - players crazed on crystal meth
napalm...but that goes for anything Scottish!
What makes you think they are bored? They don't have time with all the sectarian chanting, abuse, physical violence and that's only the women!
I was once in Glasgow on a Saturday afternoon, when, unknown to me prior to going, the "old firm" game was on. Unless you have experienced it you cannot imagine the absolute atmosphere of tension, aggression, tribal chanting and rivalry, all this just in the streets, with hundreds and I mean hundreds of police on foot and on horseback - its the nearest thing you will experience other than being transported back into the 17th Century. Landmines? With all that's going on they wouldn't even hear them go off!!
It is not boring, just different to the prima-donna style in the english leagues. Rangers and Celtic apart, all the other teams put on great displays. It may not be as "acted" as the premiership, but it is good old fashioned and hearty football. Go to the lower leagues and take a look. It is honest football, played because the players are proud to wear the shirts without the excuse of money
Get Ally McCoist back playing, it would make it more attractive to me anyway!!
why not give the goalies sniper rifles and the rest of the team baseball bats
Use a haggis instead of a ball, and make the ref use bagpipes instead of a whistle. And how about kilts instead of shorts (one for the girls there).
If youhave no respect for Scottish football, you shouldn't be asking questions
listen buddy
it needs more money-pumping to the leauge
expensive players
less taxes on clubs
high salaries
I think that Scottish football is already becoming attractive. Players like Maloney, Burk and Fletdher and Meany more is turning the Scottish game in to a more exiting spectacle for watching.
good question.
but i have no answer
Don't do that. Just make them learn how to play the game.
Can't be done it is a load of shite. Even Rangers and Celtic don't want to play in there own country. There so bored with playing useless opposition. Don't help them out in Europe either.
Ban it.
Send them all to England we'll educate them on our game
find some scottish players that can actually play.
now theres a thought.
jock is sad
make the sellick team wear masks and ask their fans to wash more than once a year
Bring back Denis Law, Jimmy Johnstone, and Willie Morgan.
Make Villa play up there, they need a rocket up the a.rse anyway, and we wouldn't miss them.
Clone Chrisitan Dailly and put a replica in every Scottish team.
make a natianol league with the premership
Well said.... raymo51
There still talk of them entering another division but best thing to do is to remove Celtic and Rangers and put them in the Premiership will see how good they really think they are. it would benefit the other teams as it wouldn't be a 2 horse race.
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It is all we have so up yours bawbag. The Premiership is no doubt a better competition than the SPL, however, it is not the be all and end all of football. I must admit I have taken you for the typical little Eng-lander (if i am wrong I apologise) all I have to say to you is your league is over rated there are only two teams who can win it this year and apart from Blackburn Rovers when was the last team to win your league who were not part of the "big three". I watched all the games in England this weekend and there is some amount of dross being played in your premiership. I think people who live in glass houses and get there world view from the super soar away Sun should not throw stones, stop being such a smug twat.
have beautiful scotish women wear little play in it.
enforce a law that they have to play in kilts
Easy, turn it into American footbal.
make all the guys play in the skud
Have all the players get drunk before the match, then hand out brass knuckles to all of them.
put them all in "mini" kilts.
no way
feature games that cannot be stopped by the ref - players crazed on crystal meth
napalm...but that goes for anything Scottish!
What makes you think they are bored? They don't have time with all the sectarian chanting, abuse, physical violence and that's only the women!
I was once in Glasgow on a Saturday afternoon, when, unknown to me prior to going, the "old firm" game was on. Unless you have experienced it you cannot imagine the absolute atmosphere of tension, aggression, tribal chanting and rivalry, all this just in the streets, with hundreds and I mean hundreds of police on foot and on horseback - its the nearest thing you will experience other than being transported back into the 17th Century. Landmines? With all that's going on they wouldn't even hear them go off!!
It is not boring, just different to the prima-donna style in the english leagues. Rangers and Celtic apart, all the other teams put on great displays. It may not be as "acted" as the premiership, but it is good old fashioned and hearty football. Go to the lower leagues and take a look. It is honest football, played because the players are proud to wear the shirts without the excuse of money
Get Ally McCoist back playing, it would make it more attractive to me anyway!!
why not give the goalies sniper rifles and the rest of the team baseball bats
Use a haggis instead of a ball, and make the ref use bagpipes instead of a whistle. And how about kilts instead of shorts (one for the girls there).
If youhave no respect for Scottish football, you shouldn't be asking questions
listen buddy
it needs more money-pumping to the leauge
expensive players
less taxes on clubs
high salaries
I think that Scottish football is already becoming attractive. Players like Maloney, Burk and Fletdher and Meany more is turning the Scottish game in to a more exiting spectacle for watching.
good question.
but i have no answer
Don't do that. Just make them learn how to play the game.
Can't be done it is a load of shite. Even Rangers and Celtic don't want to play in there own country. There so bored with playing useless opposition. Don't help them out in Europe either.
Ban it.
Send them all to England we'll educate them on our game
find some scottish players that can actually play.
now theres a thought.
jock is sad
make the sellick team wear masks and ask their fans to wash more than once a year
Bring back Denis Law, Jimmy Johnstone, and Willie Morgan.
Make Villa play up there, they need a rocket up the a.rse anyway, and we wouldn't miss them.
Clone Chrisitan Dailly and put a replica in every Scottish team.
make a natianol league with the premership
Well said.... raymo51
There still talk of them entering another division but best thing to do is to remove Celtic and Rangers and put them in the Premiership will see how good they really think they are. it would benefit the other teams as it wouldn't be a 2 horse race.
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