Peter Crouch??
why is he called peter crouch when hes so tall?
Answers:
He has to crouch to get through doors and into cars!!
his real name is too long to pronounce.
something about the name on his birth certificate i should imagine!
Short and long, crouch and stand up straight.
I know a black man who's surname is white.
Irony
Probably because his father is called Crouch too?
It's one of those coincidences that a name is the complete opposite of the appearance.
Because he can score many goals.
Because have you seen how poor his posture is. He has a bit of a hunched-back.almost like he is ashamed of being so tall.SHAME!
because he has to crouch to hear you
lol,lol,lol..
that made me laugh.good one.lol,lol,lol
i call him peter crotch
Crouch because that was his father's name.
Peter - after his uncle Peter........
cilla black!!
Because he has to crouch down to get through doorways.
good one!
It probably goes back hundreds of years assuming his ancestors were all tall. Like surnames to do with occupations eg: Cooper, Scriven. Maybe someone was taking the p*ss and the name stuck!
maybe crouch is a significant word to his family
In my opinion, he is the Monty Panesar of football. They are two totally different characters, but they are cult heroes in their respective sports.
Because his parent didnt know that he was going to be so tall when his parents gave him his name.
Are you asking why does he exist?? I often wonder myself....
lol
Crouch's his family name.
Its got nothing to do with his genes.
i suppose it always happens with people's name/surnames!
: )
Because that is the name on the birth certificate.
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Answers:
He has to crouch to get through doors and into cars!!
his real name is too long to pronounce.
something about the name on his birth certificate i should imagine!
Short and long, crouch and stand up straight.
I know a black man who's surname is white.
Irony
Probably because his father is called Crouch too?
It's one of those coincidences that a name is the complete opposite of the appearance.
Because he can score many goals.
Because have you seen how poor his posture is. He has a bit of a hunched-back.almost like he is ashamed of being so tall.SHAME!
because he has to crouch to hear you
lol,lol,lol..
that made me laugh.good one.lol,lol,lol
i call him peter crotch
Crouch because that was his father's name.
Peter - after his uncle Peter........
cilla black!!
Because he has to crouch down to get through doorways.
good one!
It probably goes back hundreds of years assuming his ancestors were all tall. Like surnames to do with occupations eg: Cooper, Scriven. Maybe someone was taking the p*ss and the name stuck!
maybe crouch is a significant word to his family
In my opinion, he is the Monty Panesar of football. They are two totally different characters, but they are cult heroes in their respective sports.
Because his parent didnt know that he was going to be so tall when his parents gave him his name.
Are you asking why does he exist?? I often wonder myself....
lol
Crouch's his family name.
Its got nothing to do with his genes.
i suppose it always happens with people's name/surnames!
: )
Because that is the name on the birth certificate.
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