If the following were to have a royal rumble (WWE style), who would win?

darth vader, a polar bear, santa claus, Alan Shearer, obi wan kenobi, hulk hogan, a killer whale, jaws, the bad guy out of saw, the ghost of hitler, bananaman and an elephant with rabies.

the only way they can be eliminated from the royal rumble is to be killed to death.

I'd pay to see that,

Answers:
THE ONE THE ONLY THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN! hogan can kick anybody ***. Even stupid *** jedi. i have watched hogan grow for years. He can do anything he wants. thats why they call him immortal.
i'd have to go with the elephant. he could wipe most out the whale and jaws would die eventually out of water anyway and hitler would be disqualified as he's already dead! all the elephant would have to do is stomp a few times and we have a winner! lol
definetly the bad guy out of saw, he would just lie there pretending to be dead then get up when theres only one man left
darth vader, hands down, meanest baddy out there. lol
The killer whale. I love them.
ok
darth vader , santa claus . obi . bad guy out of saw , the ghost of hitler and bananaman are not real.
jaws and the killer whale would die out of water
hulk hogan did wrestling but only play wrestling , alan shearer is a pansy and wouldnt turn up so i guess the polar bear would win
Hmm.its a tie between Hulk Hogan, Darth Vader, and the elephant with rabies.
Your question is invalid in my mind lol, only because you did not include Chuck Norris.

But umm.. out of that group I would probably say that Santa Claus would win, because he's the only good guy out of the bunch other than hulk hogan :-/
You need to confirm your email apparently, just tried to reply to you and it says i cant coz you havent confirmed your email account! I would like to see chuck norris fight patrick swayze in road house, the clash of the titans or what?
alan shearer would bore them all to death. shearer wins by default
as royal rumble is a WWE copyright, im betting on a Mcmahon winning despite not being a competitor
a killer whale
use the force ovi won kinobi would win he has a light saber
lol bananaman and an elephant with rabies! Why not chuck in yer abusive hamster aswell sounds like he'ld do em all no probs!
Don King, or whoever the creative director of WWE is now!
ghost of hitler because he's already dead so everybody else could die so he obvoiusly is gonna win
darth vader, He would use the force to choke everyone to death.
Hogan.
the elephant
You need to get out more mate. you are in dire need of getting yourself a life.
The last 2 will be hulk hogan and darth vader. At the end, darth vader cut off hulk hogan head with his lightsaber and win the royal rumble.

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