Best footy chant to date?

sung to park ji song of man u:

park park wherever you may be,
you eat dog in your own country,
it could be worse,
you could b scouse,
eatin rat in you council house.

sung to germans in the 2006 world cup:

one nil down five one up,
two world wars and one world cup,
we will shag your women and drink your beer,
we are england we are here.

Sung to Sheffield Wednesday aka piggy ba$tards:

Your sh!t and you know you are

Answers:
Sung to Newcastle fans:
Are you shagging?
Are you shagging?
Are you shagging ANT and DEC?
Are you shagging ANT and DEC?

Sung by Watford fans:

When i was just a lad i asked my mother will i be Luton or will i be watford, here's what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
and go fetch your fathers gun
and shoot some luton scum
shoot some luton scum
we hate luton, we hate luton

Also sung by watford fans:
Marlon says your a c*nt
Marlon says your a c*nt
Marlon says your a c*nt.

Sung to any northern fans:
You go to the pub and drink 10 pints, get absolutely plastered
you go back home and beat your wife
you dirty Northern bastards

Sung to Millwall fans:

youre mother is your sister
youre father is your brother
you all f*ck one another
its the millwall family
hark now hear the wedensday sing united ran away,and we will fight forever more,because of boxing day
Sung to Arsene Wenger at White Hart Lane:

Tune of My Old Man

Don't bend down when Wengers around
Coz you might get a willie up your ar*e.
He had the cheek to call us dear,
then we found out that he was a queer.
He dillies and dallies, he doesn't like fannies,
all he wants is a big fat hairy ar*e.
So you don't bend down when Wenger's around,
Coz you might get a willie up your ar*e.

I will answer with some more later.

;-)

YID ARMY!!
Are you a grown man? *snigger*

Leave that to the terraces eh?
wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe, wwe!
Who ate all the pies..
you fat bastard you fat bastard
you ate all the pies..
any name can be used..
Ohh Ashley Cole
Hes A ******* Arsehole
Or
10 Men Went To Bed
Went To Bed With Ashley
Sang to Ivan Campo by Birmingham "Wheres your caravan ,wheres your caravan" if you didn`t already know he looks like a f@cking pikey!
how about pigs do fly united are in the prem ha ha looks like we'll see ya next season
Such is the level of invention in the minds of countless Nigels, the most ignorant of all the bloody little englanders.
Here is conclusive proof that all fans of english clubs are oafs.
Or Morlocks.
Or something with hair on its shoulders and the brain the size of a walnut.
Up yours Nigel!
The most inventive I've heard was the "I'd rather be a paki than a turk" (sung to "she'll be coming round the mountain") at Eng vs Turkey.
you are my larrson my only larrson you make me happy when skys are grey mark viduka you are a w*nker do not scare my larrson away......this was sung at celtic games while mark viduka played there..i wonder why he left??
SOUTHEND 1 MAN UTD 0 PMSL LOL
The best one this week is..........

ONE NIL TO THE SOUTHEND !!!!!!!!!!.

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