Will the Celtics beat the Jam tarts today?
Hey me and the wife are visiting from the states today and are going to visit the Celtics home stadium to watch their world series tie against the Jam Tarts.
Is it true you Welsh play soccer in kilts and at half time you get a free river dance show from the players?
Answers:
yes celtic will win,i think 2-1,celtic will score 2 goals in last 5 mins to win.go to a good bookies and you will get 500/1 on this score.at the end of this match its the supporters who shake hands with each other,and then retire to the complementary free bar for prawn sandwiches and gin and tonics.the players will join in the fun after their "all in together post match bath".which is to be hosted by mrs posh beckham,the fun ends at 7.35 pm when mrs posh chooses the winner of the nobbley knee competition,which is open to all 60,000 supporters and players,the winner and 99 runners up get to sleep with mrs posh.
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yes to all the above
yes
All of the above is true.
At half-time everyone drinks whisky from a hip-flask hidden in their sporrans and Sean Connery sings Swing Low Sweet Chariot on the centre circle.
A leprechaun juggler then does a five minute spot and if he can keep fifteen of them in the air at once, he is given a knighthood by the Queen or Tony Blair, depending on availability.
If it is indeed Blair, the juggler will have to pay for the prviliege.
If the game looks like being a no-score draw, something unaceptable to Americans, the Loch Lomond Monster is let loose on the pitch to warn the players to get the finger out or else.
The real Oor Wullie referees all the Celtics' games and Fat Bob and Soapy Soutar run the lines.
No doubt Boris Johnston will be there selling Scottish novelties such as leek pie and Guinness T-shirts and it is only threepence for a seat in the royal box.
At the end of the match there is a ceilidh in George Square and after that Tommy Sheridan will host a party for the mums and dads in some private club.
Have a nice day!
off course it is my friend.. do you want a kilt
i guess your xxxxxxl then
Wonderful question.
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You couldn't make it up!
no
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Is it true you Welsh play soccer in kilts and at half time you get a free river dance show from the players?
Answers:
yes celtic will win,i think 2-1,celtic will score 2 goals in last 5 mins to win.go to a good bookies and you will get 500/1 on this score.at the end of this match its the supporters who shake hands with each other,and then retire to the complementary free bar for prawn sandwiches and gin and tonics.the players will join in the fun after their "all in together post match bath".which is to be hosted by mrs posh beckham,the fun ends at 7.35 pm when mrs posh chooses the winner of the nobbley knee competition,which is open to all 60,000 supporters and players,the winner and 99 runners up get to sleep with mrs posh.
HAHAHAHA! like it
yes to all the above
yes
All of the above is true.
At half-time everyone drinks whisky from a hip-flask hidden in their sporrans and Sean Connery sings Swing Low Sweet Chariot on the centre circle.
A leprechaun juggler then does a five minute spot and if he can keep fifteen of them in the air at once, he is given a knighthood by the Queen or Tony Blair, depending on availability.
If it is indeed Blair, the juggler will have to pay for the prviliege.
If the game looks like being a no-score draw, something unaceptable to Americans, the Loch Lomond Monster is let loose on the pitch to warn the players to get the finger out or else.
The real Oor Wullie referees all the Celtics' games and Fat Bob and Soapy Soutar run the lines.
No doubt Boris Johnston will be there selling Scottish novelties such as leek pie and Guinness T-shirts and it is only threepence for a seat in the royal box.
At the end of the match there is a ceilidh in George Square and after that Tommy Sheridan will host a party for the mums and dads in some private club.
Have a nice day!
off course it is my friend.. do you want a kilt
i guess your xxxxxxl then
Wonderful question.
Would you believe that the Hearts goalkeeper will score an own goal four minutes into injury time at the end of the second half and that Celtic will be on the verge of claiming the title with 20+ games to go?
You couldn't make it up!
no
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