I see a mighty whale, what be the best way to catch it, as harpoons are not to be found?
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Yarr, ye wantin' to be lurin' that there mighty whale to yer vessel. Here be what ye be wantin' to be doin':
Ye get yer lovliest wench an' ye be makin' her sing. Yon wench's dulcet tones be lurin' the whale right near yer fine ship.
When yon mighty whale be right next to yer furner, ye be sendin' yer sprogs over the side with golden sporks ye plundered from them high falutin' ships. Yer sprogs will be carousin' with that mighty whale and that's when yer mighty whale be submitting.
When this plan be not workin' ye be needin' to get more sprogs as yer sprogs be wi' Davy Jones.
Why don't you go play pirate with some of the neighborhood children?
dont it is evil to catch them let it be
What sort of vessel are ye sailing in?
Throw bags of salt at her, then watch her flounder
Put a Twinkie on a hook, and troll for a big one.
use yourself as a bait
why do you want to catch something so beautiful and magnificent ?
With your bare hands matey.
A good telephoto lens on your camera, with you on the bow of a whale watching ship.
I hear that they are aprtial to dairylea cheese slices and thorntons continental selection chocolates
don't even think about it, matey. those mighty whales of yers could be endangered. so don't.. savvy?
use a nuclear device, works perfect in my opinion
Love.
Thar she Blows me hearties
try catawba worms
Maybe a stick of dynamite or other explosive on a line thrown over its tail. That would disable the steering as well as cause lots of blood loss that would weaken it.
what were you planning to do after you catch it?. It is kind of tough to tow and tough to hide it from the authorities. If you are going to make whale steaks to sell to restaurants you had better slice them up and hide them really quickly, You would also need the mother of all on-board freezers to hold those packaged steaks and a really big at-sea burial site for the bones (maybe with concrete overshoes on those front flippers).
y u 1 2 do tat 4
Arrr, it be but a tiddler. Try a fishing net and a wriggly worm, it did work for me when I was a-hunting Moby Dick. Arrr.
let it swim up the tames and let the people 'helping it to survive' kill it
The obvious answer is "Nuke The Whales."
I just love the way hearty how you always enter into the spirit of the occasion.especially on this momentous day when we celebrate Talk like a Pirate Day. Oh matey use your imagination I would be using a whale net.me Hearty!
I have taken a Krav Maga class it is an Israel's defense system you could try that on the big blue beastie.
Let me know how it works out for you; I'll have mia weather watchin' eye on ya ship mate
Grab him by the tail and swing him onto the poop deck, cause he's gonna be a poopin'
Well shiver me timbers!!!!
with its favourite food then just reel it in
Reason with it. Explain that, although you haven't got a harpoon with you at the moment, you could always come back later, armed to the teeth with several of the biggest and best. Ask the whale it's aquatic name, get friendly with it. This way the whale would follow you into harbour where you can extract it's blubber and sell it to the Japanese!
ARR, matey , yee bound not to catch any kind of toona fish
so ye might be better not to think at so ridiculous things like catching a whale! OH Jesus, Mary 'n Joseph what'd'ya be
thinkin' you turnip , this job only for men is to be, no broad is going to set foot on me ship when huntin' yee should know that
bad luck it is , and no crue is going to set sale with ya.
A true seaman would rather bring a sack o ' wabbits on deck and
go harpooing around seagulls instead of goin' with a woman on sea.
ARRR that is.
Well I once caught a gudgeon and I bet the principle is the same. The problem would not be catching him (or her) but would be in working out just how heavy it was once you caught it. For this I would suggest taking it to the Whale Weigh Station.
Rgds
Jonathan Ross
I would send Al Gore and the greenies and they would talk reason to the whale so that it would catch itself. Now if they can't the whale could just laugh itself silly and then we bring in.
Avast, I chased a whale around Vegas! They be crafty things!
If ye can find one to catch, I would not employ Patrick Stewart! Yarr, he be baad at whale catching! I should dress one of ye seamen up as a female whale, (probably the cabin boy, or the pirate with a peg leg) and tie him to the bow!
It be International Speal Like a Pirate Day today bain't it me hearty? I would be going a hunting something smaller if you have lost your harpoons already! Maybe the Black Pearl me hearty? She be a mightly prize. Worth far more than all that there whale blubber and more environmentaly friendly too LOL
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