Who would win?

If darth vader had a fight with he-man, with the winner having to go into a 3 way fight with james bond and a grizzly bear, who would emerge as the victor?

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okay first we have to evaluate the fighters in this bushido.

darth vadar - okay, he's a bad guy, so you know he's going to fight dirty. hand to hand he'd take on some dirty boxing and probably sneak a few headbutts and groin shots in,

he-man - he's a straight shooter so he'd fight by the rules and take the illegal licks like a gentleman, he'd be a more traditional fighter sticking with style and protocal..

vadar would whip his @$$ pretty brutally but once you think he-man was down for the count and there'd be no way out, he'd muster that 'i'm the good guy so i can't loose to him' strength (like frank shamrock against tito ortiz) and start shamelessly whoopin' vadar's tuckus into oblivion.

so now you've got he-man vs. bond.

james bond - lets face it, he's a player. and as such he'll use a lot of rather useless but flashy moves and might get lucky and land a few.

BUT.. he'd get distracted by the ring girls in the tini bikini's (like my friend peeps) and get his @$$ knocked out within the first round.. (like my friend peeps) .. how those ring girls like you now, out cold on the canvas.. lol..

so you'd be left with he-man and the grizzly bear..

grizzly bear- verocious animal, with nearly impervious layer of tough flesh, huge claws and teeth as big as your head. with an animal instinct the grizzly would be hard to beat because he'd fight with absolutely no moarlity or concern for his opponent, heck he just sees lunch standing across the ring..

he-man would fight valiantly but after the large amount of blood loss from having his arms practically ripped off his body, he'd start slowing down.. ole mama grizzly would wait until he stops fighting and carry him back to the den and sit down to a family dinner ala he-man..

but than that's just how i see this bushido going, i might be wrong..

~*winkz*~
The Grizzly Bear!
Seeing as how Darth Vader is a "baddie", He-man would win, & against James Bond & a grizzly bear, He-man would team up with James Bond & use their combined superpowers/weapons to defeat the bear, then Bond would use one of his gadgets to swallow He-man up. So Bond wins.
honestly.. where is the logic in this question?
Obviously Darth Vader has exceptional skill with the light saber and would have the easy victory over He-Man. During the three-way fight, after a long arduous battle I'm assuming Vader and Bond would take a break, eat pieces of the fallen bear (maybe a quick nap) before fighting onward. With the endless amount of Bond gadgets, it is clear that in an attempt to flee, 007 would jump in to car, accidently hitting the oil slick button. While in chase, Vader slips, hits his head, tries to catch the wrong end of the light saber as it plundges in to him. Winner- James "007" Bond
What? Seriously? These opponents are no where near comparable!

Darth Vader doesn't have to touch He-Man to psychically lift him off the air and choke him to death. If it came to sword to sword, Vader's lightsaber would theoretically cut through He-Man's Sword of Eternia (I don't know what kind of resistance it has as he only uses it to deflect laser blasts and weaker melee weapons).

He-Man could go hand to hand with the grizzly bear and win. Again, Vader wouldn't have to touch the bear or could easily kill it with a few swings of his 'saber (if that).

He-Man would deflect Bond's bullets (wouldn't that be how he would fight? With a pistol?) and easily take him down in hand-to-hand or if he actually would use it - his sword. More realistically, the two would just talk it out.
Vader would use the same techniques on Bond as he would with He-Man and the grizzly. No contest.
Vader, hands down and smoldering on the floor.
He man because he is the master of the universe..
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