Can anyone tell me what 4 things a referee does before a football game?
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Checks the condition of the pitch.
Checks that the penatly spots are visible
Check that both of his watches are working
Checks that he has a pencil
Checks that his strip doesn't clash with one of the teams or them with each other.
Checks he has a coin
sorry shouldn't have said he should I He/She!!
check the goals thats th only one i know
checks the pitch .the ball pressure the players boots and the goals
judging by some of the refs i have seen they should have an eye test before a game ;-)
gets out of bed, has a wash and a shave (Optional), eats breakfast and travels to match
law 4 check
Safety
A player must not use equipment or wear anything which is dangerous to himself or another player (including any kind of jewellery).
Basic Equipment
The basic compulsory equipment of a player comprises the following separate items:
* a jersey or shirt
* shorts - if thermal undershorts are worn, they are of the same main colour as the
* stockings
* shinguards
* footwear
Shinguards
* are covered entirely by the stockings
* are made of a suitable material (rubber, plastic, or similar substances)
* provide a reasonable degree of protection
Goalkeepers
* each goalkeeper wears colours which distinguish him from the other players, the referee and the assistant referees
Check that the starting 22 don't have rings on the bottom of their boots, do the toss, introduce the two captains to each of the other refs/line attendants, check the condition of the pitch.
1. Polishes his whistle.
2. Starches the collar on his lovely black shirt.
3. Has a friendly shower with the linesmen.
4. Puts itching powder in the jock-straps of the nasty players.
the referee puts on his/her kit.. polishes whistle, gets notebook and cards ready.. and finally : PUTS ON THE BLINDFOLD!!
Puts on his Body Armour.
Checks his C.S gas is working.
Cleans his AK47.
Studies his emergency escape route.
Dunno about the other three, but I have seen him get his whistle out!
1. Leaves guide dog at home.
2. Checks equity card in date.
3. Collects payment from richest club in match.
4. Turns hearing aid off.
CHECKS THAT Marco Materazzi IS THERE OR NOT!!
Sex with a woman, shower, masturbate and than shower.
1.Stretch
2.Check the goal nets are ok
3.Count the number of players on each team before the match starts
4.Just before kicking off checking the goalies are ready.
Cor blimey that was hard to think of
check pitch, check equipment such as goals and corner flags and ball size/weight, checks players equipment such as kit they r wearing and boots. checks with linesmen (usualy to do with there version of offside and suchlike)
CHECKS THAT HE HAS CHECKS No1 2 3 & 4 SECURED. THAT'S BEFORE ITALY'S GAMES
checks ball checks watch checks the linesman checks there are 11 players on each side
pee shag, drink, wash his hands.
gets it up the bum lots of timesaprox 22
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