Why do England always fail so miserably at major tourneys?

Me and my friends used to hate when Engerlund made major tourneys but now we look forward to it cause we know that we are guaranteed a great laugh when they eventually get put out by penalties.(Ricardo gloveless was priceless) Really though watching England crying like little girls every 2 yrs is becoming almost as good as as knowing that your own nation are 5 points ahead of the world champions in the qualifying group.
Face it Englunders, your team is nowhere near as good as you like to think it is.
Scotland's quick young team would take that pile o' shite apart.

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Well done Andy, you trawled a right thicket of Nigels from the depths of stupidity and gave us another series of laughs at their pathetic responses.
Already the hype has started and england are surely going to win Euro 2008.
The premiership is the best in the world.
England has world-class players.
The english fans are the best in the world.
Shite.
Roll on Euro '08 and the comedy classic with england as star turn.
it's good for the rest of the worlds morale to give us a good thrashing at football every few years. cos they feel inferior as we used to own most of the planet. so we dont care it's good for you to win something.ok? oh sorry you're from Scotland HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! then I take it all back. didnt see your "quick young team" during the last world cup finals. wonder why? maybe they are even shite..r tee hee
Only one team ever wins so England is with the majority of the World most of the time unlike the English Government who bomb the World - they are the ones to bash not the football team
hate all this us against u crap fact is were better than u ,u know and i know its just jealousy on your part ,the truth is if england didnt qualify and scotland did (never gonna happen) id support you northern monkeys as you are a british team the reason you cant do ths for our team is your jealous and you wish your team had half the talent.
Really i don't know am always surprise
nice 1 fellow Scot.they are pish but they will never realise this.they are deluded.come on the Scots
And were where Scotland in the last world cup?? Oh yeah they didn't qualify...as usual.

We English stand up for our team no matter what, through the good times and the bad, we cry because we care, because they deserve it and so do we for being such good fans.

You Scottish give yourself a bad name for hating the English so much.GET OVER IT
didnt know scotland still had a footie team.

thier league is a joke full of no-bodies and cant remeber last time they went ot world cup

even had a GERMAN manager - how desperate is that

did u see celtic get spanked by a poor man u team - you should come to our league and start in div 3
we fail is due to many reasons:-
long season- tired players and no time to recover

too much pressure from media (nowhere has the same)

managers are under pressure on/ off field where everything they do is scrutenised

we seem to commit the deadly sin of getting own player sent off, last 3 tournaments( i think) and that doesn't help

we have some of the best players in the world but was the tactics right? look now, no beckham, we score many goals under maclaren.

im optimistic but we don't need this pressure from the papers!
cmon im welsh and love the scots but if we beat england and i include the scots its luck jam whatever cmon boys get real as much as i hate to admit it england is the best side oh and altough welsh im a manc fan and still think beckham is awsome
agree with everything you say c,mon wales they are not very good but least i dont think they are, unlike are cousins over the border
In regards to the last European cup and the World cup, I think the coaching was a big part. Okay didnt he learn that Rooney alone up front didnt work? or Gerrard and Lampard didnt play well together? And why did he bring on a defender for Lennon, an outfield player, with pK's so close?

It doesnt help either when the players are porr at PK's but at least Erikkson is gone.
Scotland? I don't remember seeing them in a tournament.
A good manager would help, just look at high flying Cardiff City no hopers at the beginning of the season all down to the manager and TEAMWORK.
the only quickness the scottish team have is who can get to the pub the fastests
The previous England manager was no where as good as what they pay him to get England to win any tournament. England players are treated like superstars, while they are all over-rated, except for a few. The players are over-confident and pampered by their clubs and the England manager. Most of the are too comfortable in their comfort zone and not afraid that they will be dropped by the England manager even though they played badly. The previous England manager only choose players with big ego and reputation and not a team who can win them games. Furthermore, the players are media friendly and often thinking of ways to make more money, like coming up with their autographies after the World Cup. So how can England win anything at all?
The new England manager is showing potential to beat that. But time will tell whether he is able to get the best out of them.
I'm Scottish and as a Scot I always cheer the underdog when Scotland are not involved, so maybe soon I'll be cheering England . The reason England don't win is because when it gets down to the nitty gritty they lose their bottle, or in Rooneys case head,. England are not as good as the English media think they are, I was watching a prog. on sky sports before world cup and 4 journos had come to the conclusion that England would make the semi-finals at least, cloud cuckoo land? I rest my case.
You should not believe your own HYPE.England are average at best . Bla bla bla.Some not to bad players and some think they are the bees knees.But when it comes to the nitty gritty ,they are AVERAGE.
I dont think we should only be talking about England here,
When was the last time Scotland ,wales or ireland won anything?
They have a mental block with winning because they have lost out so many times after being built up by the media.
The question should not be justified or given credit to a continually poor national England Soccer team, by critisising smaller populated nations.
I think Sir Trevor Brooking is probably the most honest English former player to still be involved with the FA, and even he was scathing in his views of the youth coaching set up and the poor development of the game in general in the country.
This is not helped by a very fickle media that build the team up to be World champions months in advance, torment and harass their most successful recent manager, Erickson, and immediately upon the teams inevitable failure tear them to pieces. The players are over-rated,
(Lampard ..World Class!?.. please.)..overpaid, arrogant and lazy. Add to that the constant stream of foreign players coming into the country are stifling the youngsters chances of coming through.
I'm all for Scotland but until we start qualifying for tournaments and winning games, best we refrain from "pom-bashing" - a practice officially sanctioned by the Government of Australia. C'mon mates let's hear ya, yer bunch of roo-shooters!
because england faced Portugal in the last 3 major events!

it is a national secret but i'll tell you anyway! Portuguese love football (soccer, whatever), we love to win (of course), but wining against England is just too good!

who would say? a "small province of spain"? we were already a country and spain was still a group of kingdoms! - english will thank me for this information.

but i seriously i don't know why england fails, maybe is because the players think small nations as portugal are too weak and do not deserve that the majesty squad sweat their jerseys!
ha ha ha , scotland, thats funny , , they cant even wear trousers, let alone play football. a bunch of gay guys running around in skirts, eating pigs bladder, trying to speak english .
beacause the press build up to be super stars

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