Footballers in tv shows or panto?

a rumour i just started stated that peter crouch was recently invited to remake the classic tv show worzel gummidge.
what footballers would you like to see in tv or pantos??

Answers:
jermain defoe in dracula
Ian wright in Cinderella
peter reid in monkey
Neither, as they get paid way too much as it is for kicking a ball around a pitch, and half the time they roll around the floor pretending to be fouled so they get a free kick, they don't need anymore money, how about giving the working class more money instead, you know, the people who work all hours god sends and get paid peanuts for it, just so they can support their families
rudd gulit (think thats what you call him) in a chewing gum advert coz he used to always be chewing gum when they did close ups of him when he was a manager

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