Any French insults?
A friend criticised my French grammer today..
Fair enough, it's been three years since I last visited that side of the Channel, but I cannot let this person's insolence go unchecked!
Any suggestions? The best answer must be short, not too offensive, quite comical and simple to remember, if possible.
If you could supply the English translations as well, that would be good! I'd like to know what I'll be getting myself into when I use the insult on my friend..
Answers:
French Swearing English Translation
Va te faire enculer -----Go get fucked up the ***
Ta mere suce des ours dans la foret -------------Your mother sucks bears in the forest
Tu me fais chier -------- You piss me off (lit. You make me ****)
Va te faire foutre! ------Kiss my ***!, Get stuffed!
-
Ne joue pas avec moi!-------- Don't mess with me!
-
Il délire complètement!------ He's freaking out!
Tu es fou!?--------- Are you crazy!?
Je n'y crois pas à ces conneries ------I'm not buying that bullshit!
Faut péter dans l'eau pour faire des bulles-------- Go to fart in water and make bubbles
Mes affaires font mal au cul --------Mind your own ******* business
Comprend bien, tu parles à un con ------You're so stupid, people pity you
Me faut retourner à la pute qui m'a accouchée-------- Go back to the whore who gave you birth
Tu es fils d'un gay et d'une pute------- Your father is gay and your mother's a whore.
C'est bon de donner le cul pour une demie heure.------- Go and give your *** for a half-hour
Pétasse------ *****/whore
Sais-tu combien de temps ta mère prend pour chier? Neuf mois! ---------Do you know how much time your mother needs to take a ****? Nine months!
Tu es une pute -----You are a ****
Je te pisse en zig-zags au raie de cul!--------------- I piss in zig-zags on your ****-crack!
Ta mere suce le penis d'animaux pour l'argent --------Your mother sucks animal **** for money
c'est quand que tu t'es fait enculé la première fois --------When was the first time you get assfucked ?
Ta mere suce des queues devant le prisu---------- Your mother sucks dick behind the marketplace
Tu preferais pas baiser un cadavre ?------- Do you want to have sex with a cadaver instead ?
Le cerveau il etait en option chez toi -------The brain was optional for you
Ferme ta bouche quand tu parle------- Close your mouth when you're talking ("your mouth stinks")
Parle à ma main ma tete est malade -------Talk to my hand, my head is crazy
Connard---- Jerk, fool
Mange la merde----- Eat ****
Pouffiasse---- Fat bag
Nique ta mère----- **** your mother
Pédé----- ***
Fils de pute---- Son of a *****
Con---- Idiot
Garc----e A bitchy girl
La conasse -----The silly *****
Suce moi et fais moi jouir ------Suck me and make me ***
Cul------ ***
Léchez mon cul------ Lick my ***
Pauvre con----- Poor fool
C'est rien que de la merde------ It's just a bunch of ****
Maudite vache----- Damn cow
Gouine----- Dyke
Va te faire foutre---- Get stuffed
La femme à pedes -----***-hag
Le travesti ----Drag queen
Putain de merde!----- ******* whore
La gouine----- Lesbian
Nique ta mère------ **** your mother
Va te faire enculer!----- Bugger off!
Enculer------ To bugger (lit. inserting in ***)
Enculé de merde ------Shitfucker (lit. One who screws in the ***)
Encule----- Up the ***
Salaud---- Bastard
Salope----- Whore
also:
http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/f.
Frog face
Try this one:
You Are Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
Try this with a French accent:
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Not exactly answering your question but..
try www.freetranslation.com
Translate insults to your hearts content!! x x x
Isn't it insult enough to be French?
I know the perfect site for you. :D I came across this site when I was doing some sort of school project (can't remember what it was even on now). It's great!
http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/f.
Je vous aurais bien aide, mais je ne vous aime pas!
Ta mere est une salope!! - Your mother is a wh*re!!
Je m'en fiche - I don't give a damn
Tu est un ballot - You are a nitwit
becasse - silly goose (first e has a sliding accent thing like this / but dunno how to type that)
That's a shame - normally French people love the English when they try to speak French over there rather than speaking English hoping that someone will understand or know how to speak English!
You must have spoken to a guy who was in a bad modd or something!!
Vous avez le charme et intelligence commes une vache (the have all the charm and intelligence of a cow)
Sorry, I'm a bit rusty too!
BILOUTE
BI prononce BElong
LOU like LOOser
TE like Take prononce only T not the E.
Biloute is used in the north of france to talk about someone with a little dick. you can't find the translation in dictionnary.
so it's a good insult for you.
you can say : petite biloute or better "tit'biloute" because short
it's funny and sometimes it's not an insult, it's just to tease a good friend.
hope to answer you,
whats the difference between the french and a peice of toast?
the piece of toast makes better soldiers!
First learn that it's grammar not grammer.
Don't know what the Brits have got against the French, but it makes a nice change from all that anti Muslim stuff.
Here some french insult words by a frenchman !
Connard
Va te faire foutre
Enculé
Couillon
Enfoiré
Petite bite
J'temmerde
Gros con
Hyene putride
Fumier
Etc .
Well, first of all grammer (sic!) really should be spelled grammar and here is a good one for ya. Va te faire foutre espece de connard! :-) Nothing personal dude, just answering the question.
va chier au fond du jardin
(it's a kind of invitation to have a crap in the garden)
Va te faire foutre .. Kinda like go F u c k your self
Some people are not very nice. I am French and I never knew that the English people hated the French so much.
French is a very nice language, you should not go to France with studied insult in your head. A big smile sometimes says more than 100 words.
to complement the lame insults already listed, please take note of the ultimate insult to be given to a frenchman:
Nique ta race..
translated, meaning: f*ck your entire race.
i have used it on many occasions and to great effect.
i hope this can be of some use to you
Hey everybody !
To complete the phildor1969's list. I'm French too, that's why I know insults ;-)
salaud / pauvre tache / mon cul c'est pas du poulet / .
Lol
Andouille (funny way to say idiot. air-head)
La bave du crapaud n'atteint pas la blanche colombe (The frog's drewl doesn't reach the white dove. or something like that) hard to remember though and not really an insult. more a classy way to say F you!
cochon de français (french pig).it's not really an insult but with ur accent it should be verry funny and cute
Le train de la connerie roule sur les rails de mon indifférence.
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Fair enough, it's been three years since I last visited that side of the Channel, but I cannot let this person's insolence go unchecked!
Any suggestions? The best answer must be short, not too offensive, quite comical and simple to remember, if possible.
If you could supply the English translations as well, that would be good! I'd like to know what I'll be getting myself into when I use the insult on my friend..
Answers:
French Swearing English Translation
Va te faire enculer -----Go get fucked up the ***
Ta mere suce des ours dans la foret -------------Your mother sucks bears in the forest
Tu me fais chier -------- You piss me off (lit. You make me ****)
Va te faire foutre! ------Kiss my ***!, Get stuffed!
-
Ne joue pas avec moi!-------- Don't mess with me!
-
Il délire complètement!------ He's freaking out!
Tu es fou!?--------- Are you crazy!?
Je n'y crois pas à ces conneries ------I'm not buying that bullshit!
Faut péter dans l'eau pour faire des bulles-------- Go to fart in water and make bubbles
Mes affaires font mal au cul --------Mind your own ******* business
Comprend bien, tu parles à un con ------You're so stupid, people pity you
Me faut retourner à la pute qui m'a accouchée-------- Go back to the whore who gave you birth
Tu es fils d'un gay et d'une pute------- Your father is gay and your mother's a whore.
C'est bon de donner le cul pour une demie heure.------- Go and give your *** for a half-hour
Pétasse------ *****/whore
Sais-tu combien de temps ta mère prend pour chier? Neuf mois! ---------Do you know how much time your mother needs to take a ****? Nine months!
Tu es une pute -----You are a ****
Je te pisse en zig-zags au raie de cul!--------------- I piss in zig-zags on your ****-crack!
Ta mere suce le penis d'animaux pour l'argent --------Your mother sucks animal **** for money
c'est quand que tu t'es fait enculé la première fois --------When was the first time you get assfucked ?
Ta mere suce des queues devant le prisu---------- Your mother sucks dick behind the marketplace
Tu preferais pas baiser un cadavre ?------- Do you want to have sex with a cadaver instead ?
Le cerveau il etait en option chez toi -------The brain was optional for you
Ferme ta bouche quand tu parle------- Close your mouth when you're talking ("your mouth stinks")
Parle à ma main ma tete est malade -------Talk to my hand, my head is crazy
Connard---- Jerk, fool
Mange la merde----- Eat ****
Pouffiasse---- Fat bag
Nique ta mère----- **** your mother
Pédé----- ***
Fils de pute---- Son of a *****
Con---- Idiot
Garc----e A bitchy girl
La conasse -----The silly *****
Suce moi et fais moi jouir ------Suck me and make me ***
Cul------ ***
Léchez mon cul------ Lick my ***
Pauvre con----- Poor fool
C'est rien que de la merde------ It's just a bunch of ****
Maudite vache----- Damn cow
Gouine----- Dyke
Va te faire foutre---- Get stuffed
La femme à pedes -----***-hag
Le travesti ----Drag queen
Putain de merde!----- ******* whore
La gouine----- Lesbian
Nique ta mère------ **** your mother
Va te faire enculer!----- Bugger off!
Enculer------ To bugger (lit. inserting in ***)
Enculé de merde ------Shitfucker (lit. One who screws in the ***)
Encule----- Up the ***
Salaud---- Bastard
Salope----- Whore
also:
http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/f.
Frog face
Try this one:
You Are Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
Try this with a French accent:
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Not exactly answering your question but..
try www.freetranslation.com
Translate insults to your hearts content!! x x x
Isn't it insult enough to be French?
I know the perfect site for you. :D I came across this site when I was doing some sort of school project (can't remember what it was even on now). It's great!
http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/f.
Je vous aurais bien aide, mais je ne vous aime pas!
Ta mere est une salope!! - Your mother is a wh*re!!
Je m'en fiche - I don't give a damn
Tu est un ballot - You are a nitwit
becasse - silly goose (first e has a sliding accent thing like this / but dunno how to type that)
That's a shame - normally French people love the English when they try to speak French over there rather than speaking English hoping that someone will understand or know how to speak English!
You must have spoken to a guy who was in a bad modd or something!!
Vous avez le charme et intelligence commes une vache (the have all the charm and intelligence of a cow)
Sorry, I'm a bit rusty too!
BILOUTE
BI prononce BElong
LOU like LOOser
TE like Take prononce only T not the E.
Biloute is used in the north of france to talk about someone with a little dick. you can't find the translation in dictionnary.
so it's a good insult for you.
you can say : petite biloute or better "tit'biloute" because short
it's funny and sometimes it's not an insult, it's just to tease a good friend.
hope to answer you,
whats the difference between the french and a peice of toast?
the piece of toast makes better soldiers!
First learn that it's grammar not grammer.
Don't know what the Brits have got against the French, but it makes a nice change from all that anti Muslim stuff.
Here some french insult words by a frenchman !
Connard
Va te faire foutre
Enculé
Couillon
Enfoiré
Petite bite
J'temmerde
Gros con
Hyene putride
Fumier
Etc .
Well, first of all grammer (sic!) really should be spelled grammar and here is a good one for ya. Va te faire foutre espece de connard! :-) Nothing personal dude, just answering the question.
va chier au fond du jardin
(it's a kind of invitation to have a crap in the garden)
Va te faire foutre .. Kinda like go F u c k your self
Some people are not very nice. I am French and I never knew that the English people hated the French so much.
French is a very nice language, you should not go to France with studied insult in your head. A big smile sometimes says more than 100 words.
to complement the lame insults already listed, please take note of the ultimate insult to be given to a frenchman:
Nique ta race..
translated, meaning: f*ck your entire race.
i have used it on many occasions and to great effect.
i hope this can be of some use to you
Hey everybody !
To complete the phildor1969's list. I'm French too, that's why I know insults ;-)
salaud / pauvre tache / mon cul c'est pas du poulet / .
Lol
Andouille (funny way to say idiot. air-head)
La bave du crapaud n'atteint pas la blanche colombe (The frog's drewl doesn't reach the white dove. or something like that) hard to remember though and not really an insult. more a classy way to say F you!
cochon de français (french pig).it's not really an insult but with ur accent it should be verry funny and cute
Le train de la connerie roule sur les rails de mon indifférence.
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