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A fisherman's wife was sitting on the bank of a river when along came the ranger and said, 'Excuse me madam but I need to speak to your husband. Can you tell me where he is?. Pointing to a clump of reeds, she replied, 'Go over there and look for a pole with a worm on both ends.
A fresh faced lad and his father are out fishing on the eve of the son's wedding. Dad, why are wedding dresses white?. The father looks at his son and replies, 'Son, all domestice appliances are white.
Answers:
Lekker Suid Afrikaanse humor. Dit is wat die res van die wêreld kort kom!!
being of the fairer sex i think the worm one is good however not so amused by the white one!
The first and third ones were great!
Here's another:
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving",says Tiger.
"Fookin Hell", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."
So its a joke about the wedding dress.I always thought it was a fact..
funny joke, but would they be seen as funny if the colours were reversed?
no probably not.
Die girls hier in my kantoor giggel soos'n klomp skooldogtertjies. Ons het woes rooi gebloos toe die baas die eerste een hardop lees. Hehehheh
haha dankie dit maak my dag!
Dankie vir al julle afrikaners se grapies.Die engelse het nie n sin vir humor nie!
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A fisherman's wife was sitting on the bank of a river when along came the ranger and said, 'Excuse me madam but I need to speak to your husband. Can you tell me where he is?. Pointing to a clump of reeds, she replied, 'Go over there and look for a pole with a worm on both ends.
A fresh faced lad and his father are out fishing on the eve of the son's wedding. Dad, why are wedding dresses white?. The father looks at his son and replies, 'Son, all domestice appliances are white.
Answers:
Lekker Suid Afrikaanse humor. Dit is wat die res van die wêreld kort kom!!
being of the fairer sex i think the worm one is good however not so amused by the white one!
The first and third ones were great!
Here's another:
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving",says Tiger.
"Fookin Hell", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."
So its a joke about the wedding dress.I always thought it was a fact..
funny joke, but would they be seen as funny if the colours were reversed?
no probably not.
Die girls hier in my kantoor giggel soos'n klomp skooldogtertjies. Ons het woes rooi gebloos toe die baas die eerste een hardop lees. Hehehheh
haha dankie dit maak my dag!
Dankie vir al julle afrikaners se grapies.Die engelse het nie n sin vir humor nie!
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