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At 3am, the manager of the local fisherman's club receives a phone call at home from a man who sounds quite drunk. The man asks the manager, 'What time does the club open?'. The manager says, Noon and he hangs up. An hour later the phone rings again and the same voice asks, 'What time does the club open.
At 6.30 the phone rings and the same voice asks, 'Wenja shay the club opens at?. The manager now quite peeved, yells, i told you before it opnes at noon. And if you don't sober up, you won't be allowed to get in. The slurry drunken voice then says. Ah don't wanna get in, I wanna get out.

A drunken fisherman was seen crawling down some railroad tracks. Asked if there was a problem, he replied, Yeah can you help me off this ladder.

Answers:
thanks..funny

one for you..


Do you know why redneck murder mysteries are so hard to solve?

1. The DNA is all the same.

2. There are no dental records.

don't worry, i'm allowed, i'm from tennessee
Clever
The second one's the best.
hahaha good jokes
those are too cute :)
Ha - - - - both are funny but I have to ask is this bash a fisherman day?

Peace.
lol
it ws gud
pretty funny
Not bad!
I preferred the second one. I know a couple of jokes myself, unfortunately most of them a) suck or b) are rude.
you`re quite the comedian hey here`s one jus to give back the credit

"what did 50 cent say to eminem when he got him a new jersey"

'Gee U Nit '
Mmmmmm! one hundred and eighty, good u lost 5 I gained 2 ta
Hahahaha.BRILLIANT.here's one, you know you're really drunk when the road becomes too steep for you to walk on!!
thanks, a great way to begin my day!
Ha ha ha, funny! Do you tell this out of experience?? LOL
Thanks! Put a smile on my face! :-)
clean, simple and funny! i like it
haha. thats funny
Nice Ones.
Very good. Thanks for the laugh.

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