Wee Stories!?
collecting stories about going for a wee. the more embarresing the better. please post yours it will be a big help. thanks
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i held my wee for so long after drinking 4 beers.. went to the loo, squeezed it out, felt like i was weeing for days.. while weeing i felt faint and passed out hitting my head on the toilet tank busting it.
well, first i was forced to do a speech at highschool and when i got on stage, things started happening and when i saw a little puddle on the floor, i got so ebarassed i faked fainting. The other time i boarded a bus back to boarding school and one man decided to break the silence in the bus and started telling REALLY funny jokes . I laughed so hard i couldn't control the wee and...well..i was embarassed .
You should use that news paper clipping of that bloke who used a video camera to film all the ladies going for a wee before a marathon. How embarrassing is it, to be caught red handed and by a bloke dressed in a banana!! The worst time i ever had was after sex around the misses house. I never checked if there was any loo roll and any bloke will tell you after sex its like a fireman's hose and you cannot control the flow. It went all over the seat and on the wall, i had to use the face cloth on the sink to clear up. They never did find out.
we were going to the local baby clinic for the first time to get our 10 week old son weighed and he was to get his hips checked the health visitor was undressing him and as she was doing this she was over himtalking and playing with him she got to the nappy took itof and as she was about to do her assesment on his hips he started to wee allover her she got it right in her face and guess what the baby clinic was in the reception area of the doctors patients where waiting to see the doctor the health visitor moved out of the way as did the patients and we were all in stitches and i was embarrassed in a funny way the health visitor then said there is nothing wrong with his waterworks the son in question is 15 now and we still talk about it
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Answers:
i held my wee for so long after drinking 4 beers.. went to the loo, squeezed it out, felt like i was weeing for days.. while weeing i felt faint and passed out hitting my head on the toilet tank busting it.
well, first i was forced to do a speech at highschool and when i got on stage, things started happening and when i saw a little puddle on the floor, i got so ebarassed i faked fainting. The other time i boarded a bus back to boarding school and one man decided to break the silence in the bus and started telling REALLY funny jokes . I laughed so hard i couldn't control the wee and...well..i was embarassed .
You should use that news paper clipping of that bloke who used a video camera to film all the ladies going for a wee before a marathon. How embarrassing is it, to be caught red handed and by a bloke dressed in a banana!! The worst time i ever had was after sex around the misses house. I never checked if there was any loo roll and any bloke will tell you after sex its like a fireman's hose and you cannot control the flow. It went all over the seat and on the wall, i had to use the face cloth on the sink to clear up. They never did find out.
we were going to the local baby clinic for the first time to get our 10 week old son weighed and he was to get his hips checked the health visitor was undressing him and as she was doing this she was over himtalking and playing with him she got to the nappy took itof and as she was about to do her assesment on his hips he started to wee allover her she got it right in her face and guess what the baby clinic was in the reception area of the doctors patients where waiting to see the doctor the health visitor moved out of the way as did the patients and we were all in stitches and i was embarrassed in a funny way the health visitor then said there is nothing wrong with his waterworks the son in question is 15 now and we still talk about it
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