Anyone got a good holiday idea where i can leave the wife?
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Well, how long do you want to leave her? A few hours, a few days..forever?
take her to Morocco and sell her for camels
Golf? You are cruel.
That.sounds cold. Why the holiday season? Why that time instead of another, if you intend to leave..
Just tie her to a tree in the woods.
Depends what she looks like, if she;s Hot u can leave her with me,,
Kidnapped
A spa?
if u want that , maybe is time 2 divorce her mate .
try the Gambia on the west coast of Africa.i went out there for six weeks last January.brilliant weather..lovely people.and you can live like a lord for fraction of what it costs in the UK
the bermuda triangle
try an arabic country and sell her
Don't know what she's interested in but the fallback is always some package holiday (flights, hotel, meals, drinks included) somewhere warm (around 20-25C) preferably near the coast.
If that's your attitude towards her, she should leave you!
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